If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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