therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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