He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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