brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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