My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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