One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
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No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
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My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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