Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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