There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
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we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
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Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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