Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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