are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
This house was built for laser tag.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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