Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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