Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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