i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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