The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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