I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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