we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
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Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
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This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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