even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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