i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
and you fell through a lawn chair
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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