Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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