I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
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I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
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I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
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