check it out our google latitudes are spooning
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
worst night to have a conscience
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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