why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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