Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
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I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
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Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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