all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I have fence marks all over my body
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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