What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
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Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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