im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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