Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
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i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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