My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
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I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
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IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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