you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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