Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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