How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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