What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
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Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
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Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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