ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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