margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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