Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Randomize