East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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