FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
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It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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