just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
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The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
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i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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