fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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