Duck Duck Cougar?
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
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