I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
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Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
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The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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