therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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