Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
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I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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