Jerry, you need to find god
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
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I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
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I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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