someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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