Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
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Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
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you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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