yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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