Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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