So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
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