sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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