i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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