Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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