As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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